Okay, but if I lived in a universe where everyone’s soulmate’s future first words to them were magically tattooed on them, I would absolutely greet everyone for the first time with a random 20 digit number. And I bet standard canned greetings would have never even been a thing in that society. Instead of “Hello” or “Pleased to meet you,” every conversation starter would be an exercise in inventing a truly original sentence.
And of course, people would have to guard their tattoos in case of soulmate fraud, make sure no one could pretend to be their soulmate and like steal all of their money and shit. Hell, getting an actual tattoo (of words at least, if not any ink at all) would probably be a serious crime.
…I should probably stop trying to destroy all the romance of the AU I’m trying to write amusing, fluffy McShep fic for.
“uh oh” i whispered as i began to ship it